Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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