You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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