Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I could make wine with my vomit
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
This is my gift to your gina
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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