Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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