Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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