If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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