White coat. Heels.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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