Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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