Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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