Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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