just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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