Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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