My friends, they love my intelligence
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
