She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
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