wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
