Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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