Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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