he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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