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is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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