well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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