where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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