I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
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