office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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