was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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