I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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