Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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