this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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