ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
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