I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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