On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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