in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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