I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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