i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I looked at my own cervix.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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