he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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