her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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