I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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