just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
