how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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