I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Randomize
