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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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