Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
There's always time for handjobs
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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