the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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