Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Randomize
