Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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