you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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