She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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