But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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