Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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