Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
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