How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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